Sunday, 25 July 2010

Grrrrr Stress

Hey,

I’ve been thinking about my method in how I deal with things. I’ve always been one to bottle things up and when I finally let it out it’s just a mix of unrelated things. Most of the time I don’t even have a choice how or when I let it out. It just escapes out my eyes. I can normal regain control which only means when I finally do melt down it’s going to be major.

I’m what I’d call a “smart bitch”. I speak my mind and tell it how it is but I also know when to shut up and when to sugar coat things. This is why despite being bitchy I’ve made it 23 years without being knocked out. I have a friend who is kind of like me but he doesn't know when to play nice, I’m shocked he hasn’t been knocked out, Hell I’m shocked I haven’t knocked him out. Lord only knows how many times I’ve wanted to.

In better news I’m making very good head way in my mission to replace the hang up I have on an evil sadistic asshole. Currently I have to 2 guys lined up and I’m always looking for yet another.

Bedtime

Queen Bee xx

Saturday, 24 July 2010

No more Miss.Nice

Hey,

It appears whatever hold Mr. X had over me is gone. I actually don’t care about him anymore. I’ve always stood up for him and defended him but it hit me why do I? He couldn’t care less about me. He wouldn’t be there if I needed him. Screw that, I have a step dad if I need to be insulted and abused. This whole infatuation is stupid and so am I for letting it go on this long.

My parents had been away within 30 seconds of them coming home my step dad started on me. Yesterday it got so bad I was walking around with a hammer in my hand. If he had said one more word there is no doubt in my mind the hammer would have met his head. There was no doubt in my mother’s head either so she took him out for a while.

I’ve lost my ability to play nice. I really can’t handle anyone’s shitty attitude right now. I just want to grab a hockey stick and break it over their head. My advice for anyone who thinks I’m being mean to them is “Stop being such a fuckwit cunt and maybe I’ll be civil to you”.

Now off to drool over Scott Leonard, I know he’s blond but so was Devon Sawa and he made me wet too.

Queen Bee x
You can’t say you wouldn’t do him

Friday, 23 July 2010

Wanted

Male aged 25 -35, must be taller the 5”7, dark hair preferred but not essential. Men with children need not apply. A good sense of humour is required and must be able to hold a conversion. A sarcastic edge would be helpful. Application should be strong willed and be able to take criticism. Applications should also have at least a basic understanding of ice hockey and be able to text.

Closing Date: Whenever someone with all the above shows up

Thursday, 22 July 2010

Spin Doctor

Hey,

I was just job hunting and it made me think about how PR may be the prefect career for me. Just look at how many of my ended relationships and broken hearts I’ve span to make it look like my decision or like they were the bad guy. Hell I’m so good at it guys that have dumped me when asked will tell you I dumped them. I have a talent and maybe I should start using it for good.

It’s funny, I was heartbroken in December, and I was completely crushed. I didn’t eat Christmas dinner and I spend my New Years Eve crying on a couch. Some guy basically told me I wasn't good enough and that hurt but now ask anyone and what happen between him and I, and they’ll tell you I realized he was too below me. He wasn't in my league and I decided I could do a lot better. Hey, I never claimed to be nice, and he did ruin my Christmas.

Luckily for me most of the time whatever happens doesn't need my unique take on things. I’m just a little to me for most people and that really doesn't bother me. I’d much rather they die off early then waste my time.

Anyways guys I’m off. Stay safe

Love Always

Queen Bee x

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

An itch that needs scratching

Good Evening,

I have a problem and it’s not one you hear from women very often but I’m horny as hell. The last week I’ve spend more time with my rabbit than anyone else. I need to locate a penis and scratch this itch before I go crazy.

I have another issues, and this problem is a long the same lines. There is a name that comes out of my mouth when I’m spending time with my battery operated friend. I wouldn’t mind it so much if I could help it, but I have no control over the matter. Although the fact because of this problem he get the credits for all my orgasms may explain why I can deal with his ever changing moods.

I’ve also broken yet another guy. It’s crazy how fragile the male ego actually is. They’re all just a bunch of cry babies. Why is it that a woman with a brain scares off most men? It makes me laugh, I’m always me, I don’t pretend to be someone else. You’d think they’d know what they’re getting themselves into.

Anyways my dears it’s very late and I need to go to sleep.

Queen Bee x

Friday, 16 July 2010

Life lesson

Why do women suffer from “I can fix him” syndrome? I am one of the millions of women that have learned the hard way about fixer upper men. You cannot change a man, I’m sorry to say it but it just can’t be done and isn’t worth trying. Give up the fixer upper men and just replace them, there are countless men on this planet, you don’ need to take years off your life trying to improve on gods mistake. Let the losers die off and with a bit of luck the next generation of men won’t be so clueless.

Always remember if you know it fire, don’t let it burn your hand.

Queen Bee x

Thursday, 15 July 2010

Men, are they hiding something?

Hey Guys,

I just got some disturbing news for a male friend, men has started setting traps for us women. I always thought it’s just women that do that, you think your boyfriend is cheating what do we do? We get our friends to flirt with him and see if he goes for it. But is it really possible that men are doing this too but are just hiding it better?

I have mainly male friends and I didn’t know they didn’t know they did that. They always lead me to believe that men tell it how it is, there is nothing to read in-between the lines, that you see if what you get. Have they been lying to me all this time? It possible in the war of the sex’s men now have a secret weapon?

Queen Bee x

Monday, 12 July 2010

How do these poeple find me?

I’m going try and explain the headache that sleeping with random guys will get you in.

Lee isn’t all that random, I had been talking to him a long while before I went to his for the weekend last year. Needless to say while I was there we did sleep together a few times. In all honestly he was a pretty rubbish fuck I only score him a 4 out of 10. I cut all tied once I got home. He has a nasty habit of popping up from time to time, he’s sweet talker and I’m stupid.
I told you about Si, that’s Lee’s girlfriend Kylie’s twin sister. She messaged me about a week ago wanting to know, how I knew Lee. I come to find out that Lee and Kylie had been together since 2008, which clearly means when I fucked him, he was in a relationship. Si doesn’t like Lee and has been trying to prove to Kylie that he’s a loser.

After this I sent a text to Lee, wanting to know why is was such a fuckwit. He feeds me a load of bullshit and said sorry. I thought that was the end of it until....

Kylie messages me screaming about her boyfriend and her family. She didn’t get much joy out of yelling at me. I listened to a very wise friend and used logic on her. She kept ending her message with “Now fuck off stay away from my man”. Seeing as she kept messaging me I used logic and reply “if you want me to fuck off, stop messaging me”. I thought it was funny, and after some more messages that made me laugh and it was clear she’s get no joy for me she fucked off.

Later that night Si messaged me (anyone else thinking my life could be made into a soap opera) she was just laughing and joking and taking the piss out of Lee. I did come to find out she has 5 kids at the age of 22. That’s crazy.

Kylie then decided to message me with this “Your just jealous because he's with me and we are happy, you want what you can't have. Well your not going to get him so make sure you never contact him again!! He might of sais yes once but everyone can make a mistake and he won't b doing it again, your to much of a fucking ugly mess”. The woman is crazy first off “her man” is into being fucked in the ass and water sports, who would want that. Secondly I don’t want Lee, he’s nasty! Oh and he contracted me!

As you do when you’re being insulted about being single, you say you’re in a relationship. I choose to use Mr X just because he happened to be online. I’ve spent the day defending someone who wouldn’t even sleep with me. This crazy, if anyone should be bad mouth him it’s me not some crazy hoe that can’t keep her man happy. I can’t stop laughing, I’m sat here saying how good he is in bed, and he’s such a sweetheart. I could show him what I’m writing and even he’d laugh at the idea it’s about him. I never insulted her once and she takes to personal insults and slagging off imaginary boyfriend. That’s always a sign the other person knows you’re right. I’ll never understand why girl get mad at the other girl....What about the cheating lying boyfriend?

Anyways I’m off; always remember never to give the guy your real name.

Queen Bee x

Sunday, 11 July 2010

Marriage and Relationships

Hey,

Why is everyone getting married? Everyone is my circle of school friends seems to be getting married; two of them got married within 5 days of each other. It’s a bloody joke, we’re 23. Maybe I still have a Canadian attitude towards marriage but 23 is rather young. I have friends back home who have been dating of 5 even 12 years and they’re not even engaged.

I don’t go to weddings, being happy about love just isn’t my style. I tell everyone the same thing “I’m not going to the wedding but I’ll be there for the divorce”. I know that sounds bad but half of all marriages end in divorce so it’s only logical to think that some of their marriages are going to go tits up. And if they do, I’ll be there cheering them up, breaks up have always been my speciality. I remember when Cay and Rob broke up after 5 years; she has crying on the couch with Ky saying she wanted me. Break ups are the one time being a bitch comes in handy. You get to list all the guys faults and why the friend can do better and before you know it you’re playing singstar and on the dance mat.

I think currently I am the only single person in my group of friends, and because of this my friends keep talking to me like I’m fucking child, “You’ll find someone”, what if I don’t want anyone? Am I the only sane person? I am enough for me; I don’t need a relationship to make me feel whole, I am happy. The fact everyone else needs someone is just a sign of co-dependence.
I’m an only child, I’m pretty use to being alone and self-reliant. This means any guy that comes along has to deal with the fact I don’t need them, I don’t like asking for help and I have 10 feet tall walls so I tend to push people away. It’s a good job I love me.

I’m heading off to bed dolls, be safe and stay out of trouble

Queen Bee x

Saturday, 10 July 2010

July 10th

Hey Guys,

I’m cuddled up on my bed watching a film and thinking about how some people can just know how to drive you crazy. They just know what buttons to push.
I’ve learned the hard way this year that I can’t always win all the challenges I set myself. It’s a well known fact I tend to go after guys that are a bit of a challenge to land and I’ve even been knew to sleep with said challenges and never as much as look at them again. The challenge I lost was never going to be one of those challenges. Maybe that’s way this challenge was so hard to loss. Plus I’m just a bad loser; it’s a side effect of being an only child.

I guess what they say is true, you learn more from a lost then you do a win. I’ve learned a lot from him. Shame I’ve let him get to close and now he’s a permanent challenge. I love him to bits but the guy is a frienemy. Not in the way that we backstab each other but we’re either friends or a nightmare. We’re too alike and because of that we can rub each of up the wrong way sometimes. It’s no big deal give it a day of two and all is ... not forgotten but moved on from.

Anyways dolls I’m heading off for some late night texting :-)

Queen Bee x

Friday, 9 July 2010

Texting Code

I was talking with someone who doesn’t understand the need for some people to text all day long, and he also doesn’t understand there is an unspoken code of texting.

I am someone who tends to text a fair bit and in the past I have been knew to text all day long. What people don’t understand when your texting all day with the same person, it isn’t one conversation; it’s like a million little ones. “You wouldn’t believe what I just heard”, “Damn that guy was hot”, “He was asking about you again”. There is always something to say. It’s not like we sit around texting, we text what’s happing in our life, as it happens. It’s just like updating you status on facebook or twitter.

Now for the texting code....

LOL – If the lol is at the start of the message, the person is laughing at what you said, if the lol is at the end of their are laughing at what they have said.

If a person use lol as punctuation it means everything is light hearted

!!!! – Either means they REALLY mean it or reply quickly

X – The amount of x’s makes different things.

You have the base line x is the amount they normally put at the end of a message. It some cases each contract may have different x baseline (e.g. 1 x for friends of the same sex, 2 for different sex and 3 for good friends and people you want to sleep with)

Any things less than the base line means they’re unhappy

Anything more means they’re into you at the moment.

Over use of the x means either they have said something mean and are trying to keep

you from getting mad or they want to fuck you.

No x’s means the person is very mad

Ha ha – is a sarcastic laugh

He he – is a guy thing, it started because of the over use of lol

I can’t think of anything others at the moment but if I do I will add them

Stay safe

Queen Bee x

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Karma

Don’t you love karma? I’m sure you all remember Lee and the how he mistreated me. I’ve come to find out he’s been in a relationship with a girl since 2008. How did I find this out you may ask? Her twin sister messaged me on facebook (my life is better than any soap opera).

From what I can piece together this girl’s twin sister doesn’t like Lee and has thought he’s been cheating on her sister from some while. I’m not sure how she found me but I was happy to share with her the pictures and messages he’s sent me. She’s going to give Lee one chance to tell her sister if he won’t she will.

Lee better hope I never see him again because not only did he lie to his baby’s mother, he lied to me! That isn’t a smart move. If he hadn’t of fucked me off I may have asked him who this girl was before I told her or at least gave him a heads but since he fucked with me I want in on his down fall.

Anyways I need to go to sleep. Always remember never fuck with a hockey girl

Queen Bee x

The cost of being single

I may have to go out and find myself a boyfriend because being single isn’t good for my wallet.

I’ve just had to splash out of my third vibrator of the year. Men may not be aware but rabbits aren’t cheap. You’re look at between £40 and £50 per rabbit. If I had someone to fuck the odds are my rabbits would be alive more than 3 months.
This year alone I have killed a Rampant Rabbit Wave and Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse. That G-Pulse may be my favourite rabbit ever. If you’re sick of men, buy that rabbit and you won’t think twice about men again.

My new rabbit isn’t a Rampant Rabbit. This is the first time I haven’t gone with the name band toy but I thought I’d see is sex toys is a good place to save money. I actually made friends with a sex toy tester and she recommended a site to me, lovehoney.co.uk. She knew what she was talking about, great site and great prices. My new rabbit is a “twin turbo rabbit” and only cost me £28.99.

If you couldn’t guess by the amount of rabbits I’ve worn out, I’m fairly highly sexed. So it’s no surprised that within a few hours of getting my new rabbit I had to give it a go. It’s pretty damn good. It’s no G-Pulse but it’s better than the wave and it’s sure as hell better the most the guy’s I’ve had in bed.

Anyways I’m dears, I have to go.

Remember to always sparkle

Queen Bee x

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Get Out Of My Head

Hey Guys,

I’m snuggled up in bed thinking about Mr. X. It’s kind of funny because I’ve spent a lot of the evening telling him I don’t have “real” feeling for him, now when I’m alone in bed I can’t get him out of my head.

I stand by my word I don’t have romantic feelings for him. He is someone I enjoy talking to, enjoy flirting with and I feel comfortable with. However he isn't the boyfriend type. He’s someone I could see myself having an affair with though.

I wish I could I could get him out of mind head. He’s a lovely guy but he’s bad news. Not to mention he doesn't want me either. People forget a relationship is a two person thing and in this case we both don’t want to go there. He’s made his feelings crystal clear and mine are in writing.

Anyways it’s bed time.

Queen Bee x

Monday, 5 July 2010

July 5th 2010

Hey Dolls,

I’m sat on bed thinking about a fact I use to agree with. The fact is “When the number of people you’ve slept with exceeds your age. You are a slut”.
Of course when I agreed on that fact my number was lower than my age. My number is now higher than my age and all I can do is try and keep my number lower than the amount of years I plan to live.

I don’t see myself as a slut. I don’t sleep with every guy I meet, I do have standards and I do know things about the guys I fucked. Yes, I have had a few one night stands, but I did take the time to learn something about them. I also haven’t had a real one nightstand in years. I don’t regret anyone I’ve slept with. I have learned a lot from them, it’s just a shame that the thing I’m best at is only seen is the bed room. Maybe porn is my calling.

Anyways my loves I need to go and talk to some very sexy men

Be safe

Queen Bee x

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Relationships

Hey,

It’s a well known fact that me and relationships end badly. Anyone will tell you relationships don’t change me. I’m always me but for some reason dating me turns men in crazy mush balls. They’re all strong and manly when we start dating and after a few weeks they all overly mushy, spineless and so clingy. I like my men to be strong and tough, the only place where I don’t mind mushy is in bed.

I understand that I’m a strong person, but every woman wants a guy that can look after them. I’m not someone that would let my guy fight my battles but it’s nice when they offer. I don’t often need someone shoulder to cry on, but it’s nice to think that you’re boyfriend is strong enough to be there for you if you need them.

I don’t think right now there is anyone in my life that could be my boyfriend. I kind of feel that the guys around me now, could be broken easily. I’m happy just having a laugh as long as it stays fun. I hate it when I’m having fun and guy decides to grow feelings. Why ruin a good thing with feelings? If they’re something more there it’ll turn into more. There is no reason to force it.

All my best relationships have just happened. You know those relationships that start with you hanging out, just having a laugh, and just being friends getting closer and closer? Those relationships wear you can’t actually say when you started dating, it just happened. Those are my kind of relationships. No stress, no drama and no evil L word.

Anyways my dears, I’m off.

Queen Bee x

4th of July 2010

Hey Dolls,

Canada Day was a bust; I ended up leaving London at 7:30pm. The music that they were playing really wasn't my cup of tea and seeing as I was driving, I couldn’t drink to make the day more fun. The person I was with was pissing me off too, so that didn’t help either. On the Brightside I did have a few good moments and talked to a lot of nice people from back home.

I had a chat with one of the Native American dancers, which reminded me a lot of being back home. There is a lot of Native American blood in my family. I actually have close family that still live on the reservation. So it’s always nice to be reminded of where I come from. Even if the person comes from different tribe, a lot of the beliefs and traditions are the same.

As I’m sure you know Native American often receive names based on their character and strengths or even from events that have happened to them. I think it’s crazy that two different people could give me the same name but I guess that means they got it right. I gave a friend a name after Canada day. He just remembers me of the lessons the bear. So for now on he shall be known as Bear. I can’t decided on big or little bear, so just bear will do for now.

Anyways, I need to get some sleep.

Queen Bee x