Wednesday, 7 July 2010

The cost of being single

I may have to go out and find myself a boyfriend because being single isn’t good for my wallet.

I’ve just had to splash out of my third vibrator of the year. Men may not be aware but rabbits aren’t cheap. You’re look at between £40 and £50 per rabbit. If I had someone to fuck the odds are my rabbits would be alive more than 3 months.
This year alone I have killed a Rampant Rabbit Wave and Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse. That G-Pulse may be my favourite rabbit ever. If you’re sick of men, buy that rabbit and you won’t think twice about men again.

My new rabbit isn’t a Rampant Rabbit. This is the first time I haven’t gone with the name band toy but I thought I’d see is sex toys is a good place to save money. I actually made friends with a sex toy tester and she recommended a site to me, lovehoney.co.uk. She knew what she was talking about, great site and great prices. My new rabbit is a “twin turbo rabbit” and only cost me £28.99.

If you couldn’t guess by the amount of rabbits I’ve worn out, I’m fairly highly sexed. So it’s no surprised that within a few hours of getting my new rabbit I had to give it a go. It’s pretty damn good. It’s no G-Pulse but it’s better than the wave and it’s sure as hell better the most the guy’s I’ve had in bed.

Anyways I’m dears, I have to go.

Remember to always sparkle

Queen Bee x

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