Tuesday 12 March 2013

1-800 DICK WAD

Does horniness affect the male IQ or are men just born idiots?

Last night I received a text message from a guy I “dated” (and I use that term very loosely; we hung out a few times and slept together once) 4 years ago. The text read “miss you sexy x x x x” Now you don’t need to be a genius to know where he’s going with that message. So I replied back with “Really???” anybody who knows me can feel the sarcasm dripping off that message, but apparently he didn’t feel it because his reply was “mmmm so much x x”.

At that point my ability to play nice broke and I snapped back with “DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING 1-800 NUMBER???? I’m not here to service you dick wad!” I really wish I had thought of something better then dick wad but sadly in the heat of the moment I didn’t. I then shot off a message saying “Since you seem to be having trouble understanding English tonight, let me make this easy for you. I wouldn’t fuck you for all the Mojitos in Cuba.” Now that’s saying something we all know how fond I am of a Mojito.

I just don’t understand why guys pull this shit, surely using their hand or investing in a fleshlight is a whole lot easier. So I guess that’s my question to you, why do guys waste their time trying to get laid when there is a quicker and easier solution to the problem? Let me know what you think in the comment box below. And as always stay and of course play safe.

Love,

The Honest Bitch 
xoxoxo

7 comments:

  1. Well, duh, lol. Of course men lose all sense when horny. I had a guy text me like 10 months after I have him my number at a club. 10 fucking months he apparently thought I waited for his dumb ass. Forward to a few weeks after I move in with Chris me getting hook up texts.... Awkward.

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    1. 10 months? Who waits 10 months? lol Hell how does he remember from 10 months back.

      I swear guys who send those messages know when your in a relationship and step up the texting. it's some weird voodoo magic :-)

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    2. He probably didn't remember. I didn't really remember him either. Probably had a recent breakup and wanted a hookup.

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  2. I can assure you not all men do that, but agreed, those who do are definitely "dick wads"

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  3. Haahah god you made me laugh my head off :P

    Now not to defend my sex but not all guys are made that way.....sadly many are :P

    Does horniness affect the male IQ?

    The answer for this question is simple...when man get horny, they will stop thinking with their brains and will start "thinking" with their dicks!.

    again not every guy is the same...

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  4. Good morning. Wanted to let you know I've nominated you for an award. stop by my site http://badwordmama.blogspot.com/2013/03/number-8.html

    -Ellen

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  5. found you on menopausal mom... so glad I did. Great blog, love it! I have been married for 19 yrs...yup 19... and still..men are a pain in the arse. I don't care how old or young, they still only think with one head, and it's NOT the one with the brain.

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