Friday 8 March 2013

Life Lesson 384

Trying to write a blog; while on muscle relaxants and painkillers is a complete waste of time.

I woke up this morning to something I can only assume was my attempt at blogging last night. I’m fairly certain most of it wasn’t in English and I’m positive the “pink squidgy marshmallow man” I was writing about is actually my Animal pillow. At least I hope it is.

I’m a little hazy on the details of last night but my back feels much less evil today, so, cheer to the “pink squidgy marshmallow man” I guess lol

What is the last event in your life that you’re a little hazy about? Let me know in the comment box below and while you’re at it what else could “pink squidgy marshmallow man” be? As always stay and play safe.


The Honest Bitch 


  1. Your post today is as confusing to me as when the dance teacher told me to be a broom :) Cannot help on this one ... Too confused myself

    1. lol At least I was heavily medicated when I lost my mind, your dance teacher was just bananas :-) I mean everyone knows brooms don't dance...mops do

    2. So your comment about you not getting pregnant in 3 minutes made me laugh for a while, but the broom mop explanation just put me on the floor laughing :) can you show me how mops do so I can try it out at my next dance class? PS: went to a kickboxing class yesterday with my best friend and another girlfriend, and once again, a lot of weird moves!

  2. It makes a nice change for someone to actually get my humor so thank you lol :-)

    Oddly enough I found some brooms dancing like mops, they just need a pale of water and they'd be set (I swear I'm not crazy)

    You seem to be attracted to weird moves, I have visions of a weird sex injury blog coming up from you soon lol

    1. I really hope not. Enjoying it too much so I would rather not break anything lol