Does horniness affect
the male IQ or are men just born idiots?
Last night I received
a text message from a guy I “dated” (and I use that term very loosely; we hung
out a few times and slept together once) 4 years ago. The text read “miss you
sexy x x x x” Now you don’t need to be a genius to know where he’s going with
that message. So I replied back with “Really???” anybody who knows me can feel
the sarcasm dripping off that message, but apparently he didn’t feel it because
his reply was “mmmm so much x x”.
At that point my
ability to play nice broke and I snapped back with “DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING
1-800 NUMBER???? I’m not here to service you dick wad!” I really wish I had
thought of something better then dick wad but sadly in the heat of the moment I
didn’t. I then shot off a message saying “Since you seem to be having trouble
understanding English tonight, let me make this easy for you. I wouldn’t fuck
you for all the Mojitos in Cuba.” Now that’s saying something we all know how
fond I am of a Mojito.
I just don’t
understand why guys pull this shit, surely using their hand or investing in a
fleshlight is a whole lot easier. So I guess that’s my question to you, why do
guys waste their time trying to get laid when there is a quicker and easier solution
to the problem? Let me know what you think in the comment box below. And as
always stay and of course play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
