Wednesday 13 July 2011

The Law Is The Law

There has been something making its rounds on Facebook…again and instead of ranting on one friend’s status I thought I’d just rant here instead to a wider less argumentative audience.

TO NON-PET OWNERS who visit my home. Don't complain about my pets. (1) They live here, you don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'Fur'nitur e. (3) Chances are, I love my pets more than I like you. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are family who are hairy, walk on all fours & don't talk back. Re-post if you love your pets!

Speaking as a non-pet owner, all the above it’s perfectly fine. There is no problem with furry furniture or you loving you animal more than me because odds are I’m not your biggest fan either. The problem comes when your stupid fucking pets jump on and lick me and you just stand there doing nothing looking like it’s the cutest thing in the world.

It’s not cute. It’s gross and really unhygienic.

It’s not that I hate pets. I grow up having dogs and cats. But mine were well trained and knew who the boss was.

If people want to pretend their pets are human, that’s perfectly fine by me. However if that’s the case I was to see those furry little bastards in a pair of teeny tiny paw-cuffs.

If a human were to act in the same manor, jumping on and licking me, without hesitation I’d have that person arrested. It’s a criminal act and I’d expect the perpetrator to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If the offender happens to be four legged and have a cold nose so be it. I want to see the little bastard behind bars and in a bright orange jumpsuit. No means no and not speaking English is no excuse for breaking the law.

If you want to pretend your pet in human, that’s fine. I’ll play along but I want to see that them follow the same laws as any other human. After all fair is fair :-)

Stay safe guys, Love,

The Honest Bitch



  1. Love pets! Love licks, but not from pets.

  2. I suppose there is a fine line when it comes to whether or not you'll let pets/people stick their nose in your crotch... ;)

  3. LMAO it's on thing is you know said person or animal as the case may be but I'm really not into furry stranger's body fluids on me

  4. As always this blog post cracked me up and entertained me. I love your point of view on things. You always speak your mind and I have mad respect for that!!

    Debbie (Imsimplydebbie)

  5. I hardly ever let people over. I don’t feel like hearing people bitch about how they don’t like my little dog running around in her pink tutu. Well and the second reason would be that I don't like 90% of humans.

  6. Thank you Debbie. You always manage to put a smile on my face and you're a rock star for that

  7. I have the same issues Mrs. Pickle not the pet things the hating most people so why let them near my house thing lol Human are overrated anyways :-)