Some people get
very sad and lonely around the holidays; I’m not one of them. I love being
single and anyone who has taken a look at my dating history can fully
understand why. But besides dating a whole lot of guy I’d really like to run
over with a bus the other reason I love being single especially at the holidays
is couples are ridiculous this time of years.
First you have
the present stress, you never want to spend less or put less thought into your partner’s
gift then they put into yours. This makes people go crazy and I find it hilarious.
There are a few couples in my circle of friends; they’re going crazy over this.
I happen to have gone Christmas shopping with one of the guys and his
girlfriend is dying to find out what he got her. Since I’m a bad person every
time she asks me I tell her it could be a coal or it could be a diamond or maybe
it’s a pony. I find it hilarious to screw with her....she on the other hand,
does not.
Then you have
the stupid holiday photos. You either wear ugly sweaters or stupid hats or both and
stand in front of tree and smile like you’re not wearing stupid clothing. You
couples can enjoy that, I’m going to sit here in my non stupid clothing and
laugh at your ridiculous photos that will live forever on the Internet.
Then you have
the joy of going to your partners work’s Christmas party. I don’t know about
you but I never want to go to my own works Christmas party let alone my
boyfriends. So if you ask me, that is reason enough to stay single at the
holidays.
The other thing
that makes couples ridiculous at the holidays is all the fighting. Christmas a
booze heavy time of year and with all that booze comes all those booze fuelled
fights. And because I’m a little bit twisted I find it highly amusing. “Your
penis is small”, “You’re a whore” “You can go fuck, that fucking thing.”.....”I’m
sorry, I love you.” Who needs to TV when you can watch drunken couples, I can’t
help but laugh.
I have to ask,
what is the upside to being in a relationship this holiday season because to be
honest I think of any and if you’re single like me, what do you enjoy about
being single during the holiday season? Let me know in the comment box below and as
always stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest
Bitch
xoxoxo