Thursday 6 June 2013

Little Voice

People always say you should listen to that little voice in your head; the problem I have is that little voice in my head, is a bitch! And not just your average bitch she’s a super bitch, I actually call her Bitchany.

Take today for example; I received a phone call saying that I didn’t get the job I interviewed for yesterday because “the interviewer felt my answers, though good, could have been expanded upon more”. 

The little voice in my head wanted me to tell the man on the phone the interviewer is an idiot! The job was for a call centre, tracking the location of people’s packages; who in their right mind wants a long winded person on the other end of the phone when all they want to know is where their god damn package is?!? I made the choice to answer her questions in the most efficient way I could, making sure to give her the information she asked for but in a way that didn’t wastes anyone’s time, after all it’s not story time at the fucking library. I was being considerate, unlike those assholes that had me sit around 2 fucking hours in-between interviews. I was there almost 5 hours yesterday. I could have flown to Canada in that fucking time.

Of course, despite wanting to, I didn’t say any of that to the man on the phone, I may have a bitch in my head but I also have the world’s best flitter between it and my mouth so I just told him I understood and thanked him for taking the time to call me. Before hanging up he asked if he could pass my details on to some other employers because despite the fact “Jane” didn’t like me, he did and he thought there might be some other jobs I’d be perfect for.  So who knows maybe yesterday wasn’t a total waste after all.

Anyways moral of the story; people who make up sayings like “always listen to that little voice in your head” don’t have a clue what they’re talking about.........Oh and Jane from DHL is a fucking idiot.

What name have you given that little voice in your head, and what kind of personality does it have? Let me know in the comment box below and as always stay and play safe.

Love,


The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
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8 comments:

  1. OneBigMistake, andSome6 June 2013 at 20:42

    So funny that you mention the little voice in your head ... I wish mine was just a little voice, but I think I have an entire other person in my head sometimes. And today is one of those days where personality number 2 decided to surface and it is a big mess! My other person is called Emily :) And I am not liking what she is telling me, but she is really loud today!
    PS: I know I sound like a crazy person, but I can't help it.

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    1. The Honest Bitch6 June 2013 at 21:41

      You're not crazy, you're awesome and you voice may be a little drunk :-P

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    2. OneBigMistake, andSome7 June 2013 at 12:04

      I think I might have sobered up a bit :)

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  2. jamiessmiles6 June 2013 at 23:00

    I am a boring person, no voice, just a mighty huge filter from being an asshole most of the time. My friends are the people I don't have to filter around;)

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    1. The Honest Bitch9 June 2013 at 01:11

      You my friend are missing out

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    2. jamiessmiles9 June 2013 at 04:00

      Ah, I'd spend too much time arguing with a second me. I'm too stubborn. I'd drive me nuts;)

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    3. The Honest Bitch9 June 2013 at 04:01

      I'd pay money to watch that argument :-)

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