
Take today for
example; I received a phone call saying that I didn’t get the job I interviewed
for yesterday because “the interviewer felt my answers, though good, could have
been expanded upon more”.
The little voice in
my head wanted me to tell the man on the phone the interviewer is an idiot! The
job was for a call centre, tracking the location of people’s packages; who in
their right mind wants a long winded person on the other end of the phone when all
they want to know is where their god damn package is?!? I made the choice to
answer her questions in the most efficient way I could, making sure to give her
the information she asked for but in a way that didn’t wastes anyone’s time, after
all it’s not story time at the fucking library. I was being considerate, unlike
those assholes that had me sit around 2 fucking hours in-between interviews. I
was there almost 5 hours yesterday. I could have flown to Canada in that
fucking time.
Of course, despite
wanting to, I didn’t say any of that to the man on the phone, I may have a
bitch in my head but I also have the world’s best flitter between it and my
mouth so I just told him I understood and thanked him for taking the time to
call me. Before hanging up he asked if he could pass my details on to some other
employers because despite the fact “Jane” didn’t like me, he did and he thought
there might be some other jobs I’d be perfect for. So who knows maybe yesterday wasn’t a total
waste after all.
Anyways moral of the
story; people who make up sayings like “always listen to that little voice in
your head” don’t have a clue what they’re talking about.........Oh and Jane from DHL is a fucking idiot.
What name have you
given that little voice in your head, and what kind of personality does it
have? Let me know in the comment box below and as always stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo