“If we’re both single
by the time we’re 40 we’ll get married.”
We’ve all made these
pacts, the age varies but fundamentally they’re the same. If you are both single at your predetermined pathetic age, screw the idea of true love, you have a
backup plan.
We’ve all made these
pacts, and they’re normally done with two types of people.
Type 1: Someone you have
a spark with but for whatever reason a relationship just didn’t/couldn’t
happen.
Or
Type 2: A friend who
you love dearly, but could never imagine doing anything sexual with in a
million years.
My pact was with a “type
2” guy I’m going to call Alex. We had a deal that if we got to 40 and were both
single we’d marry each other. Alex was the perfect backup plan guy. Not overly
good looking (but not ugly), not great with the ladies but a total sweetheart.
As bad as it sounds I kind of thought he’d be single forever. Boy was I wrong.
Alex got married almost 5 years ago. So much for my backup plan eh?
Thursday night I
received a message from one of my ghosts, I’m going to call this one Logan. Logan
and I go way back, B.S back (Before Sex). We never actually dated but we did
sleep together.... a lot. I guess you could call him my first fuck friend.
Anyways back to the
message; one of the first things Logan said to me was “I’ve been thinking a lot
about you lately, do you remember our deal?” I don’t remember what I had for
dinner last night, so how does anyone expect me to remember a deal I made years
ago. To give me a hint he then said “when we turn 30?” At which point a
drunken flash back hit me. Oh that deal. Apparently my backup had a backup.
First of all, since
when do men actually listen? I don’t even remember that conversation, so how
the hell does he. I mean I always thought cleavage power overrides the male
memory.
And second of all, Logan
now has the record for being the scariest ghost ever. Most ghosts pop up for
sex, this........well this is new.
As for why I don’t
remember the deal, well Logan is a “type 1” and I think he may have banged the memory out of my head. That happens, right?
Now don’t worry I’m not
about to marry anyone let own Logan. I would like to think I’ve come a long way
since my banging Logan days. And I’m not about to regress that far.
However the thought
hunts me. I mean, what if he by some screwed up act of a vengeful god was
the one? I would have wasted the past 10 years of my life. 10 years! That’s
like my worst nightmare ever.
Does anyone actually
marry their back up plan? Do people do that? I have to ask, do you have a back-up
plan? And if so if it came down to it would you marry them? Let me know in the
comment box below and as always stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
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I am not even sure what my answer is lol Seriously I think I have the memory of a similar pact with at least 2 friends: one is married, the other lives in a country where I will never move. So would I go through with my back up plan? Probably not.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am sure you wouldn't, I think I would rather have a dog lol they say dogs love you forever and uncondionnaly ... I think that will suffice .... as for the sex, that's where fuck friends become handy, don't they?
you're right I couldn't do it, like you a dog sounds better. And of course fuck friends or battery operated friends for the sex lol
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