Thursday 5 January 2012

Dating Horror Story: Perfect Liar

Happy New Year my dears. I was reading about a fellow blogger’s rom-com like holiday (Personal Facts) and it got me thinking about a dating nightmare of my own. It’s also a great reason why Internet dating is a bad idea.

It must have been about three or four years ago and I can't even remember where online we met, but we did and really seemed to hit it off. He sounded like a real catch. He was a cute primary school teacher, who played rugby on the weekends. He was also in a band. He sounded perfect, hell, he still sounds perfect.

We chatted online for about three months pretty much every day. Then we moved to text messages. He would text during classes and before bed. We got a long great and he was super funny. After about six months of chatting, we finally decided it would be a good idea to meet each other. He knew I was having an operation and suggested he come up and look after me afterwards. How sweet is that? Spoiler alert….. It never happened.

About a week before he was planning on coming up, we got a little flirty and he sent me a picture, I won't tell you what the picture was, but in the corner of the image. I thought I spotted something.

Since dating is part detective work. I took the image and zoom in on the thing that caught my eye. Lo and behold, I was right. On his left hand there was a shiny gold wedding ring. So much for perfect…. Eh?


I decided before I lost my temper I would give him a chance to explain himself. But instead of manning up or saying something logical he told me it wasn't a wedding ring. It was just a ring, he wore on that finger.

Do I look dumb? Out of all the things a person could say, that was his story. I have very low bullshit tolerance, so I quickly told him what I thought about him using many four lettered words then proceeded to delete his lying ass.

It's crazy. How on earth did he not think I'd catch on? If you’re stupid enough to send a picture of yourself in a wedding ring, you deserve to be punched in the nuts. Not only is that a low life move to make. It's disrespectful to your wife.

Anyways, my dears, that's yet another of my dating nightmares. If that doesn't make you feel better about your relationship nothing will. Stay safe guys.

Love,

The Honest Bitch 
xoxo

5 comments:

  1. Now I see the connection! lol Well, I'm glad you caught that before you did something you regret.

    What a douche!!

    Thanks for the shout out btw. ;)

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  3. I can understand your disgust and anger at what the guy had or rather not done but I am sure none of us ever tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.......after all are you really being honest and truthful as we speak???? Do you always tell the truth without tweaking and ommitting a few details that could and sometimes do stand in your way of getting what you want.....

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  4. I'm not anger with the guy it happened a long time ago. I wasn't all that angry when it happened.

    Of course I'm not, I'm human and I admit that. In this cause there is nothing to omit, straight forward story

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  5. I dunno itwasntme, there's telling a little lie or two at the beginning of a relationship and then there's being MARRIED while you try to hook up with women on the internet. That's kind of a big one.

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