Happy New Year my dears. I was reading about a fellow
blogger’s rom-com like holiday (Personal Facts) and it got me thinking about a dating nightmare
of my own. It’s also a great reason why Internet dating is a bad idea.
It must have been about three or four years ago and I
can't even remember where online we met, but we did and really seemed to hit it
off. He sounded like a real catch. He was a cute primary school teacher, who
played rugby on the weekends. He was also in a band. He sounded perfect, hell, he
still sounds perfect.
We chatted online for about three months pretty much
every day. Then we moved to text messages. He would text during classes and
before bed. We got a long great and he was super funny. After about six months
of chatting, we finally decided it would be a good idea to meet each other. He
knew I was having an operation and suggested he come up and look after me
afterwards. How sweet is that? Spoiler alert….. It never happened.
About a week before he was planning on coming up, we got
a little flirty and he sent me a picture, I won't tell you what the picture was,
but in the corner of the image. I thought I spotted something.
Since dating is part detective work. I took the image and
zoom in on the thing that caught my eye. Lo and behold, I was right. On his
left hand there was a shiny gold wedding ring. So much for perfect…. Eh?
I decided before I lost my temper I would give him a
chance to explain himself. But instead of manning up or saying something
logical he told me it wasn't a wedding ring. It was just a ring, he wore on
that finger.
Do I look dumb? Out of all the things a person could say,
that was his story. I have very low bullshit tolerance, so I quickly told him
what I thought about him using many four lettered words then proceeded to
delete his lying ass.
It's crazy. How on earth did he not think I'd catch on? If
you’re stupid enough to send a picture of yourself in a wedding ring, you deserve
to be punched in the nuts. Not only is that a low life move to make. It's
disrespectful to your wife.
Anyways, my dears, that's yet another of my dating
nightmares. If that doesn't make you feel better about your relationship nothing
will. Stay safe guys.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxo
