Thursday 14 February 2013

The Case Of The Valentine's Day Flowers

Something strange happened today......I received flowers.

Ok, I know what you’re thinking, that isn’t strange at all; I mean it is Valentine’s Day after all. But the strange part is I’m not dating or even seeing anybody right now and I don’t even know who sent the flowers, the only thing the card said was “I miss you”.

I’m sure whoever sent the flowers is expecting me to call and say thank you or at the very least no who “I miss you” is. But here’s a little not so secret about me, I’ve dated a lot of guys and I have no clue whatsoever who “I miss you” is.

The only hints I have are he sent tulips, which is my favourite flower, so he must know me fairly well and he clearly knows my home address. That’s not a lot to go on. I was going to post a message on Facebook to thank whoever sent them but then I’ll get everyone saying it was them and I’ll still be none the wiser.

I can safely rule out Mr. X because he’d burst into flames if he did anything nice for anyone but himself, plus I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know my actual address.

And I can rule out Chicken Man, when he sends me things he always leaves a little hint so I know it’s from him. That’s kind of his trademark.

I think I can also rule out anyone who reads my blog. I wrote a piece a few weeks ago about how Valentine’s Day doesn’t tickle my peach. I'm sure if they read that they’d be sending me pizza and beer not flowers.

With all that said I’m still clueless to whom “I miss you” is, but as much as I dislike Valentine’s Day, I really do enjoy a good mystery so I’m going to have fun trying to work this out, until I need to get a restraining order that is.

So how are you spending your Valentine’s Day? Let me know in the comment box below and as always stay and play safe.

Love,                 
                                                  
The Honest Bitch 
xoxoxo

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    1. What would you like to know? Besides who sent the flowers because I want to know that too lol

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    2. If you have any more leads .... is there anyone you miss?

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    3. I really can't think who it might be, flowers aren't any of my exes style and nobody has messaged me. I'm lost. I miss Chicken Man but I'm sure it's not him.

      BTW Did you and M do anything today?

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    1. My guess is a bracelet and my question is how are tastes in jewelry?

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  3. By the way if you guess, I will fly to London asap to meet up, or perhaps fly you to NYC :)

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    1. :-) I'm going with bracelet but if I'm wrong and flowers is the answer did he find my address and send me some too lol

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    2. haha you could have been right lol but you are wrong ... A "I LOVE NY" t shirt, "I LOVE NY" mug and a "I LOVE NY" book placeholder .... It was perfect, especially since I followed up by telling him "I think I am moving back to Florida." AM I PERFECT OR WHAT? :) I mean I thought we agreed on Valentine's being BS so I didn't think they would be present exchange, which technically there was not, since I had nothing to give ... oups

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    3. lol that's cute, How did he take that news? You could gave him sex isn't that the only reason guys actually take part in the stupid holiday?

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    4. he gets sex regardless ... I mean I am not even sure he wants it as bad as I do lol so I am not sure that counts as a gift ... as for how we took it, pretty good I think. I mean I am a flight attendant, I can be in NYC anytime he wants me to be - the perfect girlfriend :)

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    5. lol If you let him choose how you do it, that's a gift. Ask any random man he'll agree.

      Can you grow a penis? that's my idea of the perfect boyfriend lol :-)

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  4. Once I got a weird unsigned pornographic Christmas card (like, trying to be sexy pornographic)that I think may have been from an ex. Super weird. Let us know if you figure out who sent the flowers!

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    1. You'll be the first to know, if I can ever work this out. Nice to know I'm not the only one with strange ex boyfriends

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