Saturday 23 February 2013

Chicken Missing

It’s been about a year since Chicken Man and I have been in the same country at the same time and I’m really missing him. I miss the easiness of our relationship, I miss that he could always make me feel better without even trying and I really miss well.....his penis, ok, I said it, I miss his penis. I swear to god that thing was built for me.

As fond as I am of his penis, it’s his ability to make me feel better I’m missing right now. I miss how when one of us was sick we’d spend all day in bed together watching films you couldn’t pay most men to watch. He loved theatre so we’d watch so The Phantom of the Opera, Cats, or Les Miserables. Like I said, stuff you couldn’t pay most guys to wouldn’t watch.

It always makes me laugh that when people see Chicken Man they think he’s some tough guy, with his knuckles tattooed and all that (which for the record isn’t my type at all) but in reality he’s just this funny, teddy bear who is extremely well traveled and versed in the arts. Saying that I wouldn’t want to cross him, I remember his reaction when it came to light The Grinch cheated on me, that guy is so lucky I beat him up.

 It’s a running joke with my friends that leave it to me to date a “bad boy” (air quotes are needed) that is so well traveled and versed in the arts. Most are into drugs or drinking mines into musical theatre, I never do anything the normal way J

Thank you guys for listening to rumblings I actually feel a lot better now, so what are your “bad boy” or “bad girl” (I’m sure I have some male readers) dating experiences? Let me know in the comment box below. And as always stay and play safe.


The Honest Bitch 


  1. C looks like a bad boy with his tattoos. He isn't. I picked up the bad boy and kept the man he us.

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  3. I once dated a guy with several tattoos. Total teddy bear. Now he was a bad boy too - he was really into drugs and alcohol before we met, but he stopped all that when we dated. However he had severe self esteem issues - didn't think he deserved me - so it ended pretty bad .....
    As for you missing his penis LMAO
    PS: I really want to watch les Miserables with M, what shall I do?

    1. Yeah relationships like that never do end well

      My suggestion is to ask during or right after sex lol It's a little evil but a great way to get what you want lol

    2. The weather was dreadful in Paris today so I got my mom and my girlfriends to go with me this afternoon and watch it :) But will use the sex tip for something else :) just not sure what yet lol

    3. :-) Not sure how moral it is but it works a treat lol Did you enjoy it?

    4. Who cares if it is moral?
      I loved it!!!

  4. I know a lady whose husband loves The Phantom of the Opera, and Cats. So some guys do have taste. ;)

    BTW sorry I haven't been able to comment much on your blogs but I do read from time to time. Been kinda busy.

    1. No worries hum just glad someone actually reads them :-)

      So there is hope after all that I might find another guy who's into that stuff. Who knew

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