Sunday 25 September 2011

Pet Names: Food Edition

I’m horrible with names so I rely heavily on pet names. And since I’m easily bored they aren’t always normal pet names. Hun and sweetheart just don’t cut it for me. Right name I’m big on banana and blueberry. Yes, I know, I’m strange.

Because of my odd pet names I’ve been given a mission to see if there are any food related pet names I can’t get away with. This was after I called someone Neapolitan ice cream and the person didn’t bat an eyelash.

So far there have only been two names that have given me a slight problem, they are “fluffy pink cotton candy” if I hadn't called a guy that it may have gone better and “marshmallow”. No one likes being called marshmallow. If you don’t believe me give it a try and see how well it goes over. I did get away with it after a little explaining.

On the list of names I got away and probably shouldn’t have is lobster, puffer fish, donut, chocolate cream pie and rump roast. Oh yes I’m that freaking adorable I can call someone rump roast without them saying a word.

I don’t know why but food pet names always come off sounding cute. It’s just one of life’s little mysteries. It’s a lot of fun too. I think everyone should give this a try and see how far you can push it without getting in trouble.

Before I go, can you guys think of any non-cute food pet names? It’s harder than you might think. Anyways I’m off as always stay safe.


The Honest Bitch


  1. I'll just point this out - people the world over eat penises and testicles. I'm sure any reference to those will only work in select company.

    Plus, Lutefisk. Try and work that one in and report the results.

  2. Mission accepted I'll let you know how it goes lol

  3. I just through "lutefisk" in an argument, the person didn't even comment on it....better luck next time

  4. one friend calls me Chicken-Butt.

  5. We get to see our Pet Names for Guys as a adventurous accomplice who responds to assertive words and accomplishments but if he's with his accompany he transforms into this boxy guy who doesn't charge adulation at all.