No more Miss.Nice

Hey,

It appears whatever hold Mr. X had over me is gone. I actually don’t care about him anymore. I’ve always stood up for him and defended him but it hit me why do I? He couldn’t care less about me. He wouldn’t be there if I needed him. Screw that, I have a step dad if I need to be insulted and abused. This whole infatuation is stupid and so am I for letting it go on this long.

My parents had been away within 30 seconds of them coming home my step dad started on me. Yesterday it got so bad I was walking around with a hammer in my hand. If he had said one more word there is no doubt in my mind the hammer would have met his head. There was no doubt in my mother’s head either so she took him out for a while.

I’ve lost my ability to play nice. I really can’t handle anyone’s shitty attitude right now. I just want to grab a hockey stick and break it over their head. My advice for anyone who thinks I’m being mean to them is “Stop being such a fuckwit cunt and maybe I’ll be civil to you”.

Now off to drool over Scott Leonard, I know he’s blond but so was Devon Sawa and he made me wet too.

Queen Bee x

You can’t say you wouldn’t do him

Wanted

Male aged 25 -35, must be taller the 5”7, dark hair preferred but not essential. Men with children need not apply. A good sense of humour is required and must be able to hold a conversion. A sarcastic edge would be helpful. Application should be strong willed and be able to take criticism. Applications should also have at least a basic understanding of ice hockey and be able to text.

Closing Date: Whenever someone with all the above shows up

Spin Doctor

Hey,

I was just job hunting and it made me think about how PR may be the prefect career for me. Just look at how many of my ended relationships and broken hearts I’ve span to make it look like my decision or like they were the bad guy. Hell I’m so good at it guys that have dumped me when asked will tell you I dumped them. I have a talent and maybe I should start using it for good.

It’s funny, I was heartbroken in December, and I was completely crushed. I didn’t eat Christmas dinner and I spend my New Years Eve crying on a couch. Some guy basically told me I wasn't good enough and that hurt but now ask anyone and what happen between him and I, and they’ll tell you I realized he was too below me. He wasn't in my league and I decided I could do a lot better. Hey, I never claimed to be nice, and he did ruin my Christmas.

Luckily for me most of the time whatever happens doesn't need my unique take on things. I’m just a little to me for most people and that really doesn't bother me. I’d much rather they die off early then waste my time.

Anyways guys I’m off. Stay safe

Love Always

Queen Bee x

An itch that needs scratching

Good Evening,

I have a problem and it’s not one you hear from women very often but I’m horny as hell. The last week I’ve spend more time with my rabbit than anyone else. I need to locate a penis and scratch this itch before I go crazy.

I have another issues, and this problem is a long the same lines. There is a name that comes out of my mouth when I’m spending time with my battery operated friend. I wouldn’t mind it so much if I could help it, but I have no control over the matter. Although the fact because of this problem he get the credits for all my orgasms may explain why I can deal with his ever changing moods.

I’ve also broken yet another guy. It’s crazy how fragile the male ego actually is. They’re all just a bunch of cry babies. Why is it that a woman with a brain scares off most men? It makes me laugh, I’m always me, I don’t pretend to be someone else. You’d think they’d know what they’re getting themselves into.

Anyways my dears it’s very late and I need to go to sleep.

Queen Bee x

Life lesson

Why do women suffer from “I can fix him” syndrome? I am one of the millions of women that have learned the hard way about fixer upper men. You cannot change a man, I’m sorry to say it but it just can’t be done and isn’t worth trying. Give up the fixer upper men and just replace them, there are countless men on this planet, you don’ need to take years off your life trying to improve on gods mistake. Let the losers die off and with a bit of luck the next generation of men won’t be so clueless.

Always remember if you know it fire, don’t let it burn your hand.

Queen Bee x

Men, are they hiding something?

Hey Guys,

I just got some disturbing news for a male friend, men has started setting traps for us women. I always thought it’s just women that do that, you think your boyfriend is cheating what do we do? We get our friends to flirt with him and see if he goes for it. But is it really possible that men are doing this too but are just hiding it better?

I have mainly male friends and I didn’t know they didn’t know they did that. They always lead me to believe that men tell it how it is, there is nothing to read in-between the lines, that you see if what you get. Have they been lying to me all this time? It possible in the war of the sex’s men now have a secret weapon?

Queen Bee x

How do these poeple find me?

I’m going try and explain the headache that sleeping with random guys will get you in.

Lee isn’t all that random, I had been talking to him a long while before I went to his for the weekend last year. Needless to say while I was there we did sleep together a few times. In all honestly he was a pretty rubbish fuck I only score him a 4 out of 10. I cut all tied once I got home. He has a nasty habit of popping up from time to time, he’s sweet talker and I’m stupid.
I told you about Si, that’s Lee’s girlfriend Kylie’s twin sister. She messaged me about a week ago wanting to know, how I knew Lee. I come to find out that Lee and Kylie had been together since 2008, which clearly means when I fucked him, he was in a relationship. Si doesn’t like Lee and has been trying to prove to Kylie that he’s a loser.

After this I sent a text to Lee, wanting to know why is was such a fuckwit. He feeds me a load of bullshit and said sorry. I thought that was the end of it until....

Kylie messages me screaming about her boyfriend and her family. She didn’t get much joy out of yelling at me. I listened to a very wise friend and used logic on her. She kept ending her message with “Now fuck off stay away from my man”. Seeing as she kept messaging me I used logic and reply “if you want me to fuck off, stop messaging me”. I thought it was funny, and after some more messages that made me laugh and it was clear she’s get no joy for me she fucked off.

Later that night Si messaged me (anyone else thinking my life could be made into a soap opera) she was just laughing and joking and taking the piss out of Lee. I did come to find out she has 5 kids at the age of 22. That’s crazy.

Kylie then decided to message me with this “Your just jealous because he's with me and we are happy, you want what you can't have. Well your not going to get him so make sure you never contact him again!! He might of sais yes once but everyone can make a mistake and he won't b doing it again, your to much of a fucking ugly mess”. The woman is crazy first off “her man” is into being fucked in the ass and water sports, who would want that. Secondly I don’t want Lee, he’s nasty! Oh and he contracted me!

As you do when you’re being insulted about being single, you say you’re in a relationship. I choose to use Mr X just because he happened to be online. I’ve spent the day defending someone who wouldn’t even sleep with me. This crazy, if anyone should be bad mouth him it’s me not some crazy hoe that can’t keep her man happy. I can’t stop laughing, I’m sat here saying how good he is in bed, and he’s such a sweetheart. I could show him what I’m writing and even he’d laugh at the idea it’s about him. I never insulted her once and she takes to personal insults and slagging off imaginary boyfriend. That’s always a sign the other person knows you’re right. I’ll never understand why girl get mad at the other girl....What about the cheating lying boyfriend?

Anyways I’m off; always remember never to give the guy your real name.

Queen Bee x