A few of you have been asking questions about the gay
husband so I thought I take a minute to tell you the story. I’m pretty sure it’s
up somewhere on my blog already, but I’ll be damned if I can find it so I shall
tell it again.
Dave AKA my gay husband, and I met about 12 years ago in college,
but we didn’t become close until roughly 8 years ago when we randomly bumped
into each other at a pub close to my close to my house, we got talking and haven’t shut up since.
As to why I refer to him as my gay husband that has to do
with when we use to go out drinking together. Every time a guy would hit on me,
Dave would come over and introduce himself as my husband. And once that
happened you’ve never seen men move so fast. So to counteract that, I started
beating him to the punch-line and introducing him as my gay husband, which still
scared off a few men, but not nearly as many. And after that the term just
stuck. It’s stuck so much he’s been known to call me his straight wife or to
quote him directly “my straight wife that likes penis almost as much as I do”.
Charming, I know.
Anyways, my dears, that is the story behind why I call Dave
my gay husband and it’s not nearly as explicit has some of you thought. I am
off to try and find my Christmas spirit, but before I go I’ll leave you with
this question; what nicknames do you have for your friends? Let me know in the comment
box below and as always, stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
My best girlfriend Ali and I met during University orientation. She is "the winner by default". We made a bet the day we met. It dealt with which one of us had it easier to get laid. She won, but I met Chris in February and until then we were... sure, we'll call it "neck and neck".
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