Saturday, 4 May 2013

Judgey McJudge Pants

I am aware that when it comes to my exes I can be Judgey McJudge Pants but you tell me what you think.....

I told you guys last month about yet another one of my exes marring the girl he dated right after me. But then I found out something which I think is fucked up but I’ll let you decide for yourselves.

The guy who I am going to call Bert and the wife who I am going to call Ernie (because I can) aren’t living together. Bert’s still living at home with his mom and Ernie is living with her parents.

And before you say, "maybe they haven’t had a chance to move yet", no, there is no place lined up, hell they’re not even looking.


“Oh, let’s get married and live like divorced people” What the fuck? I get that some people choose not to live together before marriage but the key word there is BEFORE. Once they’re married that separate living ends.

But maybe once again I’m being Judgey McJudge Pants let me know what your unbiased thoughts are in the comment box below. And as always my dears stay and play safe.


The Honest Bitch 


  1. Maybe she was pregnant?? Who knows. But yes, fucked up

    1. She's not.

      PS just for the record I ran into Bert's sister and she told me this I didn't ask

    2. Even if you asked, I wouldn't judge you :)
      PS: this is sooo crazy. how old are these people? 15?

    3. Thank you sunshine :-)

      And to answer your question Bert is 29 and Ernie is 25 sooo crazy

    4. Bert, Ernie, Mortimer, I am loving all these aliases :)

    5. I gotta say, living with mom at 29 kind of screams at me. Why would anyone marry a 29 year old without the means or desire to be self-sufficient?

  2. I was reading an article the other day about a couple 2 years into a celibate marriage. Wut? And people say gay marriage will change the definition of marriage. Fuck, why get married if you aren't going to live as married?

    1. I was watching the news the other night and there was this guy spewing crap about the sanctity of marriage, because you know Hollywood has ruined that already lol I couldn't help but laugh with 72 days marriages and 55 hours and couple living apart or celibate, and half ending in divorce, gay marriage is the best thing to marriage in a long time.

    2. Not trying to get all religious here - you both know that I am not - but isn't sex something God says a husband and wife should share? Aren't they going against God's will for them to procreate and populate Earth? Just saying ...

  3. I was genuinely surprised to read that people get married in 2013 even though :
    a) they still live with their parents
    b) they have never lived together
    c) they don't plan to live together in the near future

    Do they want to get married only to show they are officially together or what?

    Next time, we'll speak about people who get married without having had sex together before...


    1. I don't have a clue why anyone would get married when they don't plan on living together or bring their lives together like a married couple. It's messed up.

      And don't get me started on people who don't have sex together before getting married :-)

      Glad you found my blog Val, feel free to make yourself at home here

    2. What about people who got married even though they were not talking to each other during the entire wedding day?