Sunday 25 July 2010

Grrrrr Stress


I’ve been thinking about my method in how I deal with things. I’ve always been one to bottle things up and when I finally let it out it’s just a mix of unrelated things. Most of the time I don’t even have a choice how or when I let it out. It just escapes out my eyes. I can normal regain control which only means when I finally do melt down it’s going to be major.

I’m what I’d call a “smart bitch”. I speak my mind and tell it how it is but I also know when to shut up and when to sugar coat things. This is why despite being bitchy I’ve made it 23 years without being knocked out. I have a friend who is kind of like me but he doesn't know when to play nice, I’m shocked he hasn’t been knocked out, Hell I’m shocked I haven’t knocked him out. Lord only knows how many times I’ve wanted to.

In better news I’m making very good head way in my mission to replace the hang up I have on an evil sadistic asshole. Currently I have to 2 guys lined up and I’m always looking for yet another.


Queen Bee xx

Saturday 24 July 2010

No more Miss.Nice


It appears whatever hold Mr. X had over me is gone. I actually don’t care about him anymore. I’ve always stood up for him and defended him but it hit me why do I? He couldn’t care less about me. He wouldn’t be there if I needed him. Screw that, I have a step dad if I need to be insulted and abused. This whole infatuation is stupid and so am I for letting it go on this long.

My parents had been away within 30 seconds of them coming home my step dad started on me. Yesterday it got so bad I was walking around with a hammer in my hand. If he had said one more word there is no doubt in my mind the hammer would have met his head. There was no doubt in my mother’s head either so she took him out for a while.

I’ve lost my ability to play nice. I really can’t handle anyone’s shitty attitude right now. I just want to grab a hockey stick and break it over their head. My advice for anyone who thinks I’m being mean to them is “Stop being such a fuckwit cunt and maybe I’ll be civil to you”.

Now off to drool over Scott Leonard, I know he’s blond but so was Devon Sawa and he made me wet too.

Queen Bee x
You can’t say you wouldn’t do him

Friday 23 July 2010


Male aged 25 -35, must be taller the 5”7, dark hair preferred but not essential. Men with children need not apply. A good sense of humour is required and must be able to hold a conversion. A sarcastic edge would be helpful. Application should be strong willed and be able to take criticism. Applications should also have at least a basic understanding of ice hockey and be able to text.

Closing Date: Whenever someone with all the above shows up

Thursday 22 July 2010

Spin Doctor


I was just job hunting and it made me think about how PR may be the prefect career for me. Just look at how many of my ended relationships and broken hearts I’ve span to make it look like my decision or like they were the bad guy. Hell I’m so good at it guys that have dumped me when asked will tell you I dumped them. I have a talent and maybe I should start using it for good.

It’s funny, I was heartbroken in December, and I was completely crushed. I didn’t eat Christmas dinner and I spend my New Years Eve crying on a couch. Some guy basically told me I wasn't good enough and that hurt but now ask anyone and what happen between him and I, and they’ll tell you I realized he was too below me. He wasn't in my league and I decided I could do a lot better. Hey, I never claimed to be nice, and he did ruin my Christmas.

Luckily for me most of the time whatever happens doesn't need my unique take on things. I’m just a little to me for most people and that really doesn't bother me. I’d much rather they die off early then waste my time.

Anyways guys I’m off. Stay safe

Love Always

Queen Bee x

Wednesday 21 July 2010

An itch that needs scratching

Good Evening,

I have a problem and it’s not one you hear from women very often but I’m horny as hell. The last week I’ve spend more time with my rabbit than anyone else. I need to locate a penis and scratch this itch before I go crazy.

I have another issues, and this problem is a long the same lines. There is a name that comes out of my mouth when I’m spending time with my battery operated friend. I wouldn’t mind it so much if I could help it, but I have no control over the matter. Although the fact because of this problem he get the credits for all my orgasms may explain why I can deal with his ever changing moods.

I’ve also broken yet another guy. It’s crazy how fragile the male ego actually is. They’re all just a bunch of cry babies. Why is it that a woman with a brain scares off most men? It makes me laugh, I’m always me, I don’t pretend to be someone else. You’d think they’d know what they’re getting themselves into.

Anyways my dears it’s very late and I need to go to sleep.

Queen Bee x

Friday 16 July 2010

Life lesson

Why do women suffer from “I can fix him” syndrome? I am one of the millions of women that have learned the hard way about fixer upper men. You cannot change a man, I’m sorry to say it but it just can’t be done and isn’t worth trying. Give up the fixer upper men and just replace them, there are countless men on this planet, you don’ need to take years off your life trying to improve on gods mistake. Let the losers die off and with a bit of luck the next generation of men won’t be so clueless.

Always remember if you know it fire, don’t let it burn your hand.

Queen Bee x

Thursday 15 July 2010

Men, are they hiding something?

Hey Guys,

I just got some disturbing news for a male friend, men has started setting traps for us women. I always thought it’s just women that do that, you think your boyfriend is cheating what do we do? We get our friends to flirt with him and see if he goes for it. But is it really possible that men are doing this too but are just hiding it better?

I have mainly male friends and I didn’t know they didn’t know they did that. They always lead me to believe that men tell it how it is, there is nothing to read in-between the lines, that you see if what you get. Have they been lying to me all this time? It possible in the war of the sex’s men now have a secret weapon?

Queen Bee x