After my last blog I
think it’s time to get back to writing about penis because let’s be honest they’re
more fun to read and write about and for the most part they don’t result in a
soggy keyboard.
Last night when I woke
up about midnight (slightly hung-over) I noticed a text message on my phone
from an old friend. It said he was house sitting for his mom and asked if I
wanted to sleep over.
Don’t get any weird
ideas, when he says sleep he means sleep. We use to do it all the time as
teenagers he’d come over to mine or I’d go around his at silly am and just
cuddle up and sleep. There’s never been anything sexual between us.
I sent a message back
saying I’d love to and he quickly sent me a message back telling me I know the
drill. So I slipped on my slippers and grabbed the spare key and went around.

This morning was precious,
I woke about 5am and was just laying there snuggled up thinking; about 15 minutes
later he woke up and slowly moved his head and neck around to get a look at my
face and said “you’re really not happy are you”. I just closed my eyes and shook
my head. He wrapped his arms around me and gave me the biggest hug; and
reminded me that work isn’t the real world and in the grand scheme of things
doesn’t matter. I don’t get upset when a stranger from Kalamazoo leaves me a
comment on my blog calling me a ugly whore so why should I get upset over what
strangers at work thinks?......The guy makes a good point.
He then tickled me to get a smile and suggested we go out for breakfast,
I reminded him it was 5:30am on a Sunday so going out for food wasn’t happening
so he said “well let’s make breakfast then”. We went down stairs and got
covered in flour while making bacon and pancakes and then cuddled up on the
couch watching old time cartoons on YouTube.
Sometimes all you need is a dear friend to put things in prospective and
to pull you out of your funk and luckily I have some awesome friends and some
pretty awesome readers too.
Love you guys,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
when are we making mojitos together?
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