Tuesday 30 August 2011

Mr.X and NTB Oh My

There’s been quite the buzz around here since my dear friend NTB did a guest post for me. Some of you have decided since we don’t have the best luck in relationships we should get together. Some of you others have spoken out saying that I can’t end up with NTB because Mr. X is my soul mate.

I’ll give credit where it’s due and you guys have kept me laughing all week. You guys are amazing but crazy.

NTB is just a friend; the clue is in the name. NTB - Not The Boyfriend. I’d do almost anything for him but I draw the line at being penetrated.

As for Mr. X I draw the line at not being penetrated :-). I’m joking....kind of. To be honest I’ve given up on him. I put too much time in and got nothing back so I’m cutting losses on that one. Sorry all you Mr. X lovers.

You guys are going to give me an unloved complex if you keep this keep lol. Neither guy is interested in me nor am I interested in 1.5 of them. However I did find all the love child names hilarious.

I have stuff I need to get done guy as always stay safe.


The Honest Bitch


  1. Awww but you and NTB would be so cute together :-)

  2. ♥ THB + Mr.X ♥

  3. I think you and NTB would make a great couple.

    He's all love, puppy dogs and unicorns and your all break ups, divorce and pitchforks. You'd be great together, you'd balance each other out.

  4. Don't mess with a friendship unless you really know it'll work out. Sounds like you have the right attitude with NTB. As for Mr. X, I haven't been a long time reader, but I know exes are usually exes for a reason. On to the next!