Let me start by
thanking everyone for all the lovely birthday wishes. Despite hitting my scary
grown up age, I actually had a really nice relaxing stress free day. I think
that’s down to me being well organized and having had my quarter-century crisis months ago. I’m never one to leave things to last minutes.
Plus two of the Teen
Mom’s were in the news this week and no matter where I am in life it’s comforting
to know I’m not that fucked that up. I read gossip sites for the same reason I
follow old school friends on Facebook. It’s uplifting to know in the grand
scheme of things I’m not nearly as messed up as some other people. I’ve made it
to 25 without any baby daddies, no failed marriages and no criminal record, how
many people can say that?
I’m by no means
perfect just look at any of my past relationships. But at least my screw ups
make people laugh and not feel sorry for me. Plus there are women twice my age
who still don’t have their relationship act together.
Half my problem is
given the choice between two things I tend to pick the one that will make the
best story. Not very smart but a lot of fun.
It’s kind of strange to think of grandparents today with their war stories by the time my generation is that age there will be next to no war stories but there will be a hell of a lot of sex stories. Poor grandchildren of the future, they’re all going to need therapists.
It’s kind of strange to think of grandparents today with their war stories by the time my generation is that age there will be next to no war stories but there will be a hell of a lot of sex stories. Poor grandchildren of the future, they’re all going to need therapists.
Anyways my dears I
have stuff I need to get done. But before I go I have to ask what topics are
you going to have a lot of stories about by the time you’re old and gray?
As always stay safe,
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo