Here’s the problem I’m
kind of a spiteful bitch at times, and sometimes that spite leads me to do
things I later regret. And it happen again.
Here’s what happened,
a few weeks ago my back had a big flare up and I was in a lot of pain so I sent
a message to a male friend (who is normally a sweetheart and fairly flirty with
me) saying “I need a cuddle”.
Instead of send me an
appropriate message he sent me this reply “well, get a boyfriend then!!” (Men
of the world please note that wrong response.)
So me being a bit of
a spiteful bitch thought “Fine!!! I will.” So I joined a dating site.
It took me all of 10
minutes to regret that decision and decided I rather die alone then date any of
these misfits.
The only non-creep
to hit on me so far has been a woman! I had a cop hounding me for more pictures
(even though he didn’t have any posted at all) and a guy whose opening line was “I’m an alcoholic”. Really, it’s shocking these men are still single.
I can’t decide whether
that's karma punishing me for my spite or whether all the single men left on this
planet are fuck-wits. Or maybe it’s a little of both.
So tell me what online
dating or trying to date stories you guys have? Let me know in the comment
box below. And as always my dears, stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxo
P.S Sorry, This post is a little short. My back is killing me and all I want right now is my bed.
P.S Sorry, This post is a little short. My back is killing me and all I want right now is my bed.