Everyone seems to be
doing their Christmas wish lists. Basically it’s a list of things that want in
an ideal partner. So I thought I’d get in on the act with my own list. Not just
because I have a massive headache and this takes little to no brain power but
because it actually looks like fun.
Let’s start.
Let’s start.
First of all I want a
guy who understands Canada is my home and if I’m going to settle down anywhere
it’s going to be there. In the land of -40 winters and blowing hot summers.
I want a guy who
understands I have loved the Leafs longer than him. And if given the choice I’d
much rather watch the Leafs beat the Habs then have mind blowing sex with him.
I want a guy who
understands I’m a soccer free zone. You can love it all you want but I don’t
want to see or hear it. Soccer can be your dirty little secret.
I want a guy who can
make me laugh. I’m the sort of person who can make a joke out of anything. I
can be mad as hell on minute and then on the floor the laughing the next. Yes,
I am crazy.
I want someone who
understands the importance of alone time. I’m an only child so I’m very use to
being alone and I like it that way. I’m sure that sounds horrible but I don’t
care.
I need a guy who
can put me in my place when I’m being a bitch. I’m a strong personality and
because of that a lot of guys just “yes dear” me and I hate it. I want a guy
who can look at me a say “you’re being a diva, stop!” Not sure I’d listen but
it’s worth a try.
I want a guy who can
do the above without being a dick.
Most importantly I
need a guy who understands my blogging and that it will continue and he may be
written about. He needs to just shut up and take it like a man.
Like most people I
don’t think my list is asking too much. I think it’s just the right amount of
crazy. So come on guys tell me what is on your wish list?
As always stay safe,
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxo
P.S Be sure to go check out Jimmy's Low- maintenance girl wishlist
Also check out Joel's wish list so I missed you the first time around
xoxo
P.S Be sure to go check out Jimmy's Low- maintenance girl wishlist
Also check out Joel's wish list so I missed you the first time around