I’m going to start
this by saying outright I am a bad person. So keep my open admission in mind
while you’re reading the rest of this post lol.
Recently I gave into
temptation and internet stalked the girl who put an end to a “relationship” I
was in. Like I said I’m a bad person but it gets worse. Once her picture popped
up something interesting happened....
I felt instantly
better.
I was staring at a
girl who looked like she was plucked from the cast of “Little Women”. I’m trying to be nice here but the woman was
the definition of homely. And to be honest it made me smile (once again I know
I’m a bad person). It’s one thing when your friends tell you you’re better
looking than your exes new girlfriend but it’s quite another when you can sit
there yourself and honestly know you are better looking.
It’s an amazing feeling;
one so awesome that it takes away all those hurt and angry feeling you have
bottled up. It’s that wonderful feeling of knowing his new girlfriend isn’t
even on par with you. I call it “The Downgrade Effect”. As bad as this sounds;
it’s a very similar feeling to that warm and fuzzy feeling you get from doing
charity work. (Once again I’m aware I’m a bad person)
This could have so
easily gone the other way, there was a 50/50 chance that she could have been smoking
hot and if that were the case I’d be suffering from the “Upgrade Effect” right now.
Which normally involves crying and a large bottle of tequila, but luckily for
me that wasn’t the case. *Even while typing this I can’t help but smirk*
(Bad person, I know)
So what upgrade or
downgrade experiences do you have? Let me know in the comment box below and as
always my dears, stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
