Never let it be said
I’m a cold hearted bitch, because I actually feel bad for referring to “The New
Guy” (who I will now be calling Merlin) as “emotionally detached”. That was a
poorly thought out turn of phrase.
Merlin is not emotionally detached, he is a
little tightly wound and possibly has a stick up his ass but emotionally
detached was an unfair comment. However I am still unsure if he actually posses
a sense of humour or not. I’m leaning towards not.
None of this actually
matters because William was withholding crucial information about Merlin from
me. The first thing he failed to tell me is there is already a woman laying
claim to Merlin's penis. And the second and fatal blow that William neglected to
inform me of is Merlin has an Arthur. Or in terms anybody who isn’t inside my
head would understand he has a child!
I do not date men who
have proven there sperm to be functional. It’s part of my safe sex plan. Birth
control, condoms and a reasonable chance the man I’m with is shooting blanks! Call
me crazy, but it’s worked for me so far.
However William seems
to think by ruling out all men who are responsible for successful ovum landings I
am cutting off my nose to spite my face. So I have to ask; would you date
someone who has a child? And do you think I’m cutting off my nose to spite my
face? Let me know your thoughts in the comment box below and as always stay and
play (especially play) safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxo
I would never date anyone with kids, but for entirely different reasons.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you reasons Jamie?
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DeleteI think the age is a big issue on this subject for me, is he much older than you?
Nationality is also a biggy, i find English guys don't have as many children and tend to be married. Guys throughout Europe i find never to be married...which ot me means it is ok to date a guy with kids ;) What nationality is he?
He's only 2 years older then me, and English.
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