Thursday, 25 October 2012

Somewhat Twisted Logic

This isn’t going to be one of my normal blogs, this is me trying to prove to some of my friends that my “lateral thinking” hasn’t taken a nose dive into nuts lands.

I’m not a typical girl, I hate high heels. I figure I’m 5”7 that’s tall enough and why on earth should my feet hurt for the sake of a couple more inches. So I live in flats.

Most of the year, I rock flip flops and when that’s not appropriate ballet pumps. When it gets too cold for that I love my chucks. The only issue I have is that I live in England and it rains all the freaking time. And as I’m sure you can imagine flip flops, ballet pumps and canvas shoes all have one common problem......they aren’t water proof.

Since I believe there is almost nothing worse than wet cold feet I’ve been on a mission to find some winter water proof boots, a mission that has lasted more than two years. Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian but I know there is a HUGE difference between water proof and water restraint, and I will not settle of water restraint.

Last week I decided my hunt was useless and gave up and bought a cute pink and white pair of chucks, using this....somewhat twisted logic to justify it.

Since I can’t find a nice pair of winter boots that will do the job, and it’s just going to be a fact of life that my feet will be wet most of the winter I decided I need a new pair of chucks so that while on pair dries my feet can be nice and dry in a  different pair and the more pairs I have the more dry my feet will be.

This makes perfect sense to me; my guy friends on the other hand can’t see the logic at all and think I’ve clearly lost my mind. So I bring the questions to you have I lost my mind or does my somewhat twisted logic make sense? Let me know in the comment box below.

As always my dears stay and play safe. I also posed the first part of The Enigma Project last weekend so be sure to check that out.


The Honest Bitch 


  1. Clearly, your train of thought is totally justified. I went myself boot shopping in Boston last year and could not find one pair - and I was shopping for 3 - not one pair of decent black boots that fit right so when I finally tried on adorable summer blue wedge heels which fit perfectly, I felt very justified into buying them - even though it was snowing outside. my new shoes gave me an excellent reason to get out of the cold weather and go visit my brother in Santo Domingo :) Your logic - and mine - are completely fine!

  2. Anything a woman says or thinks about her shoes is absolutely right, smart and perfect. No one knows her own shoe needs/desires than she does. And any woman who would judge....truly does "get" shoes.

    1. Opps. I forgot. Have you thought about getting a pair of Wellies?

  3. I have thought about wellies I'm just not sure how comfortable they'd be for any real period of time

  4. I am not сertаin where you're getting your info, however great topic. I must spend some time finding out more or figuring out more. Thanks for great info I was searching for this information for my mission.

    Have a look at my web blog ... sensual massage london open 7 Days a week
    Also see my webpage :: erotic massage in London