When you make/ date mistakes in your youth why does nobody
warn you those mistakes will keep haunting you? I am nearly 32 years old, why
on earth are guys I had one-night stands with when I was 20 still messaging me?
Why are guys I flirted with at a job I
had nearly 8 years ago messaging me? Why the hell are guys, I hadn’t responded
to in 3 years still messaging me? What the heck is wrong with me that those are
my options?
I try to remain good humoured in all of this. I have to, after
all I’ve made a career out of having a shitty love life. However, there reaches
a point where it’s not funny anymore. The joke gets old. I’m not asking for a
lot in a partner, I’m really not. Yet, the universe seems to take enjoyment in
throwing fuckwits at me, and not even new fuckwits, the universe is too lazy
for that, it recycles fuckwits!
I’m perfectly fine on my own. I’ve said this before, I’d
make a lousy girlfriend right now. However, given all the energy the universe
seems to spend replaying my poor choices on a seemingly never-ending loop.
Surely it could throw me a fucking bone.
A nice guy, with manners, who enjoys cuddles and doesn’t mind
a little makeup on his shirt, because god knows I can’t hold my shit together these
days. Not a lot to ask really. Surely that would take less effort than
tormenting me.
Anyways, now that I’ve gotten that rant off my chest I am
going to go and enjoy my holiday from work. But before I go, I have this question
for you; do you ever feel like the universe hates you? Let me know your
thoughts in the comment below and as always stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxo
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