Two new starters at work have had me on edge recently. They use to work with me 3 years ago at not my last job, but the one before. I have no issue with them themselves, what I do have a problem with is the gossip they may possess.
If you remember about a year ago, I was texted in the middle of the night with the news there was a rumour going around my old job about me. To be precise, there were two contradictory rumors going around about me
It didn’t bother me too much at the time, yes I was pissed off, but at the end of the day I didn’t work with any of them anymore, so what did I care what they were saying. Plus in my head, I knew the negative rumour was bullshit, the man was mathematically outnumbered at the end of the day.
Let’s get to the rumour because I know you’re dying for the gossip. I don’t know if you remember, creepy dirty talk/ baby talk guy? I don’t actually remember what I called him in the blog, well, he somehow ended up working for my previous employer and he ended up going into detail with the girls in the office about what happened sexually between us. He basic called me bad lay. CM, in my defense told creepy guy, he must have been the problem because I was the best fuck he’s ever had. So you can imagine…. People started talking.
For the record, the sex between me and creepy was god awful. He made me super uncomfortable. I’m not sure dirty talk in a creepy voice does it for any girl, but seeing as I don’t like dirty talk anyways, the whole thing was just bad.
Which is a life lesson for any guy reading this; make sure your girl feels comfortable and you’ll get much better sex out of the deal.
Now, let’s straighten something out here, because as you know my reputation is everything to me, and that’s why these two new starters have me worried. I don’t want people to get the wrong idea about me. I didn’t sleep with/date any of these guys while we worked together. I dated creepy 5 months after he left my last employer. I dated CM 3 months after I left the company we worked together at and the mathematical tie breaker I slept with over a year after I left the company.
So there was a 3
rd guy, Mr. Tiebreaker, however, he was a one time deal and he
understands privacy so kept his damn mouth shut in all this. That said, he did
say I was a good lay at the time. Which was surprising because everything up to
the sex was great, but…. He was huge…. That’s why it was a one time thing. I
wanted no part of that thing again, but that’s a story for another day. But
knowing what he had said did give me the confidence at the time to let the
rumour slide. I knew creepy was just bitter.
The problem is I knew he was bitter, but nobody else does. And knowing how drivers gossip…
worried. I don’t need to be labelled anything, let alone a whore or a slut or a
bad fuck or a great fuck… which is almost worse.
It just goes to prove you need to be careful who you sleep with, because your sexual history will come back to bite you sooner or later. But I guess if a rumour is my only problem, I’m doing pretty well. I suppose, that brings us to the question of the blog; what was the last rumour you heard about yourself? Let me know in the comment box below. And as always, stay and play safe…… and by safe I mean, wear a condom and don’t make babies!
Love you guys,
The Honest Bitch