I love getting all
your questions on Facebook, Twitter and by email I love the conversation we
have and finding out what you guys want to read about. However once in a while I
get asked a question that I don’t feel fully qualified to answer.
I received one of
those questions last week. A female reader asked me “how do you convincingly
fake an orgasm?".
I want to start by saying
I am by no means a professional sexpert. It’s a title I’d love to have one day
but I’m not. But like most women I have a little experience in the faking realm
and over the years I’ve learned a few tips that might help.
1. Keep your eyes
closed – You can fake many things in bed but you can’t hide that “is it over
yet?” look in your eyes.....Trust me on that.
2. Don’t over act –
You are not in porno, keep your moaning and “oh gods” to applicable moments and
don’t overdo it. Instead of focusing on moaning focus on your breathing
patterns, inhale a few times, and followed it by a long staggered exhale. (Something
I actually first learned in an acting class.)
3. Use your muscles –
Arch your back, tense up and grab something (his hair, a pillow, or the sheets),
curl your toes, and while you’re at it put those kegel exercises to good use. Men
think women can’t fake the spasm of those muscles....They’re wrong.
This has actually been
a lot of fun to write as always I’m happy to try and help the best I can.
So until next time my dears stay and play safe.
Love,
The Honest Bitch
xoxoxo
xoxoxo