The Honest Truth By The Honest Bitch

I am missing Hugh a lot right now, I actually cried last night thinking about him. That guy has his problems, but he always had a calming ef...

I am in a weird place right now, and lockdown isn’t helping. I feel fine, but I am not. I am not looking after myself, I am not eating corre...

 Part of the staying friend’s thing with Hugh has been setting up “friend dates”. We have game nights and moving nights and he tries to murd...

  Apparently, ladies and gentlemen, it was not me and dating you had to worry about, it was Hugh and dating that should have been the concer...

Okay, I have to admit something I really don’t want to. It pains me to say it, but I am actually missing Tyler. I’ve been on holiday for 1...

Why does it seem like everyone is trying to set me up with someone? I know I said I might be ready to start thinking about dating, but I...

I keep saying it, but one day I will get crap together and I won’t be sat here on a Thursday writing a post that has to go up in a few h...

Recently, while working out of another depot a strange comment was made that caught me off guard. The girl I was working with made a com...

As much as I can find my job soul sucking and absolutely hate it at times, I also realise I am very lucky to work with the bunch of peop...

Happy December! Can you believe it’s already here and this horrible year is almost over? However, before we get to that finish line, we ...

Aristotle said there are 3 types of friendships; Friendships of utility, friendships of pleasure and friendships of the good. Personally, ...

I have been a horrible blogger and I need to start by saying sorry and then by expressing my appreciation for those of you that have take...

As I’m sure most of you know I work nights and I’m probably one of the very few people on this planet that actually enjoys it. With no up...

After my last blog I think it’s time to get back to writing about penis because let’s be honest they’re more fun to read and write about ...

I was in bed the other night, struggling to keep my eyes open when my phone started ringing; that’s never a good sign, I am a text person...

I escaped and sadly there was no pink bus, or pink train or pink plane involved, actually I was involved very little in the actual escap...

I recently had one of those scary “when the fuck did I become an adult?” moments and yes, I am aware I am now 26 years old and by law I...

We all have our idiotisms, my friend Jeff has “does that come with beer?” Kelly has “I'm not drunk the ground’s lonely.” Shell has “I...

I’m not sure there are many things more creepy then a friend of a friend randomly adding you on Facebook. Here’s the story that gets r...

We all know by now when it comes to thinking none of mine is done inside the box. I’m a little out there but some of my theories aren’t t...